Strikes, spares, and questionable nachos since 1955.
Springfield's premier bowling destination, where every lane tells a story and most of those stories involve Barney falling asleep in the ball return. Home of the legendary Pin Pals and Jacques' famous bowling lessons.
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer (at the bar here)
š What We Offer
- š³ 32 Lanes - Only 3 currently have gum in the gutters
- š Snack Bar - Nachos of questionable vintage
- šŗ Full Bar - Barney's tab runs into six figures
- š League Play - Pin Pals, Holy Rollers, and more!
Over six million games played. Approximately twelve of them sober.
ā ļø Warning: Jacques may offer to "feel your ball."
Strikes, spares, and questionable nachos since 1955.
Springfield's premier bowling destination, where every lane tells a story and most of those stories involve Barney falling asleep in the ball return. Home of the legendary Pin Pals and Jacques' famous bowling lessons.
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer (at the bar here)
š What We Offer
- š³ 32 Lanes - Only 3 currently have gum in the gutters
- š Snack Bar - Nachos of questionable vintage
- šŗ Full Bar - Barney's tab runs into six figures
- š League Play - Pin Pals, Holy Rollers, and more!
Over six million games played. Approximately twelve of them sober.
ā ļø Warning: Jacques may offer to "feel your ball."
About
WOOHOO! Can You Beat Homer's 300? š³
The legendary perfect game challenge! Homer did it, can you?
"Woohoo! Who's the greatest bowler in the world?" - Homer Simpson
Challenge Rules
- Bowl your best game - No pressure
- Beat 300 - Good luck (it's literally impossible to beat)
- Win a lifetime supply of donuts - Valued at $47/year for Homer
Secrets to Success
- Mystery spots on the alley may or may not help
- Optimal Duff consumption level: unknown
- Visualization techniques: think of donuts rolling toward pins š©
- Hope for "the Homer Simpson luck"
"I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!" - Mr. Burns (unrelated)
ā ļø Note: Challenging Homer's record may result in feelings of inadequacy.