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Springfield Rockers
Springfield Rockers

Rock and roll from the heart of America's favorite town.

We've played every venue from the Isotopes Stadium to the Springfield dump (great acoustics, actually). Our sound is as authentic as the three-eyed fish in our river and as powerful as whatever's going on at Sector 7-G.

"Rock and roll had become stagnant. Then we came along." - Band Member

🔊 Our Style

  • 🎸 Raw Power - Like a nuclear reactor, but musical
  • 🥁 Heavy Drums - Louder than Homer's snoring (almost)
  • 🎤 Anthems - Songs about Springfield, beer, and more beer
  • ⚡ Pure Energy - Powered by Duff and questionable life choices

We put the "rock" in "Springfield rocks!" and the "roll" in "let's roll to Moe's after the show."

Barney's Bowl-A-Rama
Barney's Bowl-A-Rama

Strikes, spares, and questionable nachos since 1955.

Springfield's premier bowling destination, where every lane tells a story and most of those stories involve Barney falling asleep in the ball return. Home of the legendary Pin Pals and Jacques' famous bowling lessons.

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer (at the bar here)

🏆 What We Offer

  • 🎳 32 Lanes - Only 3 currently have gum in the gutters
  • 🍕 Snack Bar - Nachos of questionable vintage
  • 🍺 Full Bar - Barney's tab runs into six figures
  • 🏅 League Play - Pin Pals, Holy Rollers, and more!

Over six million games played. Approximately twelve of them sober.

⚠️ Warning: Jacques may offer to "feel your ball."

Strikes, spares, and questionable nachos since 1955.

Springfield's premier bowling destination, where every lane tells a story and most of those stories involve Barney falling asleep in the ball return. Home of the legendary Pin Pals and Jacques' famous bowling lessons.

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer (at the bar here)

🏆 What We Offer

  • 🎳 32 Lanes - Only 3 currently have gum in the gutters
  • 🍕 Snack Bar - Nachos of questionable vintage
  • 🍺 Full Bar - Barney's tab runs into six figures
  • 🏅 League Play - Pin Pals, Holy Rollers, and more!

Over six million games played. Approximately twelve of them sober.

⚠️ Warning: Jacques may offer to "feel your ball."

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🎳 Pin Pals Bowling Tournament

Nov 5
EST Weekly · Thursday
More dates Thu, Nov 12 Thu, Nov 19 Thu, Nov 26
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PIN PALS! PIN PALS! 🎳

We're the Pin Pals! Springfield's biggest bowling tournament returns! 🏆

"It's like David and Goliath, only this time David won!" - Homer (after bowling a 300)

👥 Teams Welcome

  • 🍩 Original Pin Pals - Homer, Apu, Moe, Otto
  • ⛪ The Holy Rollers - Ned Flanders' church team
  • 🌍 The Stereotypes - Representing diversity in bowling
  • 📺 Channel 6 Wastelanders - Kent Brockman's crew
  • 💰 The Fat Cats - Mr. Burns' replacement team

🎁 Prizes

  • 🥇 First Place: Mr. Burns' actual bowling team trophy
  • 🥈 Second Place: Year supply of bowling shoe spray
  • 🥉 Third Place: Free nachos for a month
  • 🎀 Last Place: "You Tried" participation ribbon

Homer's bowling hand is ready. Is yours? 🤚

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