Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.
Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every weekβassuming the health inspector doesn't visit.
"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak
π₯ What We Offer
- πΊ Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
- π₯ Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
- π The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
- π΅ Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)
β οΈ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.
"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."
Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.
Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every weekβassuming the health inspector doesn't visit.
"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak
π₯ What We Offer
- πΊ Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
- π₯ Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
- π The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
- π΅ Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)
β οΈ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.
"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."
About
π€ Grab the Mic!
Belt out your favorites! "Baby on Board" performances strongly encouraged. Be Sharps reunions welcome!
"Baby on board, how I've adored, that sign on my car's window pane..." - The Be Sharps
Fan Favorites
- "See My Vest" - Mr. Burns' fashion anthem
- "We Put The Spring in Springfield" - Town pride!
- "Happy Birthday, Lisa" - Michael Jackson ("John Jay Smith") approved
- "It Was a Very Good Beer" - Homer's ballad πΊ
Prizes Tonight
- Best Performance: Free pitcher of Duff
- Best Costume: Moe's respect (priceless)
- Most Emotional: Tissues and a hug
Warning: "Bawitdaba" is banned after last week's incident.