Springfield Rockers
Rock and roll from the...

Rock and roll from the heart of America's favorite town.

We've played every venue from the Isotopes Stadium to the Springfield dump (great acoustics, actually). Our sound is as authentic as the three-eyed fish in our river and as powerful as whatever's going on at Sector 7-G.

"Rock and roll had become stagnant. Then we came along." - Band Member


πŸ”Š Our Style

  • 🎸 Raw Power - Like a nuclear reactor, but musical
  • πŸ₯ Heavy Drums - Louder than Homer's snoring (almost)
  • 🎀 Anthems - Songs about Springfield, beer, and more beer
  • ⚑ Pure Energy - Powered by Duff and questionable life choices

We put the "rock" in "Springfield rocks!" and the "roll" in "let's roll to Moe's after the show."

Moe's Tavern
Moe's Tavern
Moe's Tavern

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every weekβ€”assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak


πŸ₯ƒ What We Offer

  • 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
  • πŸ”₯ Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
  • πŸ’” The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
  • 🎡 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every weekβ€”assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak


πŸ₯ƒ What We Offer

  • 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
  • πŸ”₯ Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
  • πŸ’” The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
  • 🎡 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

Filter Events

Free entry
Online

🎀 Karaoke Night

Jan 1
🎀 Karaoke Night - Flyer

About

🎀 Grab the Mic!

Belt out your favorites! "Baby on Board" performances strongly encouraged. Be Sharps reunions welcome!

"Baby on board, how I've adored, that sign on my car's window pane..." - The Be Sharps

Fan Favorites

  • "See My Vest" - Mr. Burns' fashion anthem
  • "We Put The Spring in Springfield" - Town pride!
  • "Happy Birthday, Lisa" - Michael Jackson ("John Jay Smith") approved
  • "It Was a Very Good Beer" - Homer's ballad 🍺

Prizes Tonight

  • Best Performance: Free pitcher of Duff
  • Best Costume: Moe's respect (priceless)
  • Most Emotional: Tissues and a hug

Warning: "Bawitdaba" is banned after last week's incident.