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SUMMARY:🚙 Canyonero Night at Moe's Tavern
DESCRIPTION:CAN YOU NAME THE TRUCK WITH FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE? 🚙\nSMELLS LIKE A STEAK AND SEATS THIRTY-FIVE!\n\n"Canyonero! Canyonero! She blinds everybody with her super high beams!" - The Jingle\n\nCANYONERO!\nTonight's Events:\n\nSUV Parade - In the parking lot (bring earplugs)\nDisclaimer Signing - "Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts"\n12 Yards Long\, 2 Lanes Wide Display - Marvel at the size!\nSquirrel-Crushing Demonstration - (No actual squirrels harmed... probably)\n\n\nThe Specs\n\nTop of the line in utility sports!\nSmells like a steak and seats thirty-five!\nBlinds everybody with her super high beams!\nUnexplained fires are a matter for the courts! 🔥\n\nWhoa\, Canyonero! CANYONERO!\n
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LOCATION:Springfield\, MO\, USA
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