Springfield Rockers
Rock and roll from the...

Rock and roll from the heart of America's favorite town.

We've played every venue from the Isotopes Stadium to the Springfield dump (great acoustics, actually). Our sound is as authentic as the three-eyed fish in our river and as powerful as whatever's going on at Sector 7-G.

"Rock and roll had become stagnant. Then we came along." - Band Member


🔊 Our Style

  • 🎸 Raw Power - Like a nuclear reactor, but musical
  • 🥁 Heavy Drums - Louder than Homer's snoring (almost)
  • 🎤 Anthems - Songs about Springfield, beer, and more beer
  • Pure Energy - Powered by Duff and questionable life choices

We put the "rock" in "Springfield rocks!" and the "roll" in "let's roll to Moe's after the show."

Moe's Tavern
Moe's Tavern
Moe's Tavern

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak


🥃 What We Offer

  • 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
  • 🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
  • 💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
  • 🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak


🥃 What We Offer

  • 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
  • 🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
  • 💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
  • 🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

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Free entry
Online

⚾ Isotopes Game Watch Party

Jan 5
⚾ Isotopes Game Watch Party - Flyer

About

GO ISOTOPES! ⚾

Watch Springfield's beloved baseball team on the big screen! The only team that almost moved to Albuquerque!

"Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! GO HOME! You're off the team!" - Mr. Burns

Game Day Specials

  • $3 Hot Dogs - Made from 100% Grade-F meat ("Mostly Circus Animals")
  • $2 Duffs - During innings 1-3
  • Free Nachos - Every time the Isotopes score (so... rarely)

⚠️ Warning: Team may relocate to Albuquerque at any moment. Dancin' Homer appearances NOT guaranteed but always hoped for.

Remember: Capital City is still just a small market team with a minor league attitude.