Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.
Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.
"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak
🥃 What We Offer
- 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
- 🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
- 💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
- 🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)
⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.
"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."
Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.
Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.
"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak
🥃 What We Offer
- 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
- 🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
- 💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
- 🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)
⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.
"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."
About
GO ISOTOPES! ⚾
Watch Springfield's beloved baseball team on the big screen! The only team that almost moved to Albuquerque!
"Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! GO HOME! You're off the team!" - Mr. Burns
Game Day Specials
- $3 Hot Dogs - Made from 100% Grade-F meat ("Mostly Circus Animals")
- $2 Duffs - During innings 1-3
- Free Nachos - Every time the Isotopes score (so... rarely)
⚠️ Warning: Team may relocate to Albuquerque at any moment. Dancin' Homer appearances NOT guaranteed but always hoped for.
Remember: Capital City is still just a small market team with a minor league attitude.