Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.
Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.
"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak
🥃 What We Offer
- 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
- 🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
- 💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
- 🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)
⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.
"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."
Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.
Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.
"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak
🥃 What We Offer
- 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
- 🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
- 💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
- 🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)
⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.
"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."
About
Lisa Needs Braces! DENTAL PLAN! 🦷
Union Meeting & Celebration! Come for the dental plan, stay for the braces!
"Lisa needs braces!" "DENTAL PLAN!" "Lisa needs braces!" "DENTAL PLAN!" - Homer's brain, on loop
Tonight's Agenda
- Free Dental Checkups - Real dentist (not Dr. Nick)
- Carl Carlson's PowerPoint - "Why Unions Matter"
- Lenny's Eye Patch Station - My eye! The goggles do nothing!
- "Where's My Burrito?" Snack Bar - With mystery meat
Sponsored by Local 643
- Nuclear Workers Unite!
- Free Duff for union members
- Sign up for the dental plan (obviously)
"First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head!"