Springfield Rockers
Rock and roll from the...

Rock and roll from the heart of America's favorite town.

We've played every venue from the Isotopes Stadium to the Springfield dump (great acoustics, actually). Our sound is as authentic as the three-eyed fish in our river and as powerful as whatever's going on at Sector 7-G.

"Rock and roll had become stagnant. Then we came along." - Band Member


🔊 Our Style

  • 🎸 Raw Power - Like a nuclear reactor, but musical
  • 🥁 Heavy Drums - Louder than Homer's snoring (almost)
  • 🎤 Anthems - Songs about Springfield, beer, and more beer
  • Pure Energy - Powered by Duff and questionable life choices

We put the "rock" in "Springfield rocks!" and the "roll" in "let's roll to Moe's after the show."

Moe's Tavern
Moe's Tavern
Moe's Tavern

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak


🥃 What We Offer

  • 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
  • 🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
  • 💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
  • 🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak


🥃 What We Offer

  • 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
  • 🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
  • 💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
  • 🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

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🦷 Dental Plan Night

Jan 2
🦷 Dental Plan Night - Flyer

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Lisa Needs Braces! DENTAL PLAN! 🦷

Union Meeting & Celebration! Come for the dental plan, stay for the braces!

"Lisa needs braces!" "DENTAL PLAN!" "Lisa needs braces!" "DENTAL PLAN!" - Homer's brain, on loop

Tonight's Agenda

  • Free Dental Checkups - Real dentist (not Dr. Nick)
  • Carl Carlson's PowerPoint - "Why Unions Matter"
  • Lenny's Eye Patch Station - My eye! The goggles do nothing!
  • "Where's My Burrito?" Snack Bar - With mystery meat

Sponsored by Local 643

  • Nuclear Workers Unite!
  • Free Duff for union members
  • Sign up for the dental plan (obviously)

"First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head!"