Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.
Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every weekβassuming the health inspector doesn't visit.
"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak
π₯ What We Offer
- πΊ Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
- π₯ Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
- π The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
- π΅ Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)
β οΈ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.
"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."
Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.
Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every weekβassuming the health inspector doesn't visit.
"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak
π₯ What We Offer
- πΊ Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
- π₯ Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
- π The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
- π΅ Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)
β οΈ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.
"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."
About
CAN YOU NAME THE TRUCK WITH FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE? π
SMELLS LIKE A STEAK AND SEATS THIRTY-FIVE!
"Canyonero! Canyonero! She blinds everybody with her super high beams!" - The Jingle
CANYONERO!
Tonight's Events:
- SUV Parade - In the parking lot (bring earplugs)
- Disclaimer Signing - "Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts"
- 12 Yards Long, 2 Lanes Wide Display - Marvel at the size!
- Squirrel-Crushing Demonstration - (No actual squirrels harmed... probably)
The Specs
- Top of the line in utility sports!
- Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
- Blinds everybody with her super high beams!
- Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! π₯
Whoa, Canyonero! CANYONERO!